Innocent

How does my stepbrother get all these hot girls? Ethan isn’t the tallest, strongest, or baddest. Yet he keeps bringing home these ridiculously hot women. What’s his secret? Surely it can’t be because he’s charming, funny, and hung. That would be too easy.

To say my curiosity is piqued would be an understatement. We’re the same age. Just like him, I’m infuriatingly horny. Plus, my boyfriend is a lackluster douchecanoe.

At first I think it’s all just a big joke to make me jealous . . . but then I start to hear the sounds coming from his bedroom: the moaning, the thudding walls, the screams. No one can fake those.

Could it simply be Ethan knows how to treat a girl right? Is that his big secret? At a certain point, I need to jump in with both feet and find out for myself.

To say my curiosity is piqued would be an understatement. We’re the same age. Just like him, I’m infuriatingly horny. Plus, my boyfriend is a lackluster douchecanoe.

At first I think it’s all just a big joke to make me jealous . . . but then I start to hear the sounds coming from his bedroom: the moaning, the thudding walls, the screams. No one can fake those.

Could it simply be Ethan knows how to treat a girl right? Is that his big secret? At a certain point, I need to jump in with both feet and find out for myself.