mmmf

Hello.

No down here.

Farther. For god’s sake I’m down here.

Finally, it’s kinda hard being noticed when your two and a half inches tall. I’m Trixie the pixie clean-up crew at Casa de la Muerte. Why is this important; because I’m damn awesome at my job.

I’m the sweetest Pixie you will ever meet, just ask Taryn. She loves me dearly and lets me ride her batsy all the time. She’s a succubus who SUCKS.

Tiana is my bestest friend in the whole wide world. She has a sweet tender side that will give you cavities, just watch out for the teeth.

Diego is the knight in shining armor who would never harm a fly, or in my case a pixie. He rescues damsels in distress all the time.

See, Casa de la Muerte ain’t your normal brothel. It’s run by the damned, for the damned.