Cocky Quarterback: Eric Cocker ~ Faleena Hopkins
The waitress with the bird tattoo up her middle finger
has gotten my attention by not caring if she does.
My team thinks it’s hilarious that she’s not into me.
I think it’s almost as fascinating as she is.
Trouble is she likes musician types…
And has one for a boyfriend.
I told her I hope he knows how lucky he is.
Because if he doesn’t, my fist will tell him.
Okay, so I might be a football fan…but I hate jocks.
Acting like idiots at our bar after every home game
They almost ruin the sport for me, entirely.
Eric Cocker is gorgeous, sure, but what an ego!
Trouble is that our clientele loves drama
And they think we did it in O’Neal’s bathroom
All we really did was laugh – far more dangerous
How do you get inside a woman’s heart?
You make her laugh.