BROKEN VOWS by Belinda LaPage
Hobie just wants some simple, guilt-free self-gratification watching his favorite hot movie scene, but fate has other plans. Almost murdered by his DVD player, his rusted-out Corolla, and a speeding bus, he finds sanctuary in the least likely of places—The Sisters of Grace Sperm Bank.
Mother Mary Benedicta runs a different sort of sperm bank, though. Since masturbation is a sin, the Sisters must act as God’s right hand.
Hobie can’t believe his luck when he’s paired with enthusiastic young nun Sister Mary Katherine. Mary Kate is totally inexperienced, so not everything proceeds to plan. However, she’s eager to learn at the hands of a patient instructor. There are so many fresh delights that a virtuous young nun could scarcely imagine, it’s hard to know where to begin.
Is there anything she won’t do for his donation? Maybe it’s God’s idea of a test?